"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song from the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Album, that was originally released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD and featured in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" This was included in the 2008 "Built By Me" LEGO competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
Lyrics[]
NOTE: Lyrics in red do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.
- Ahoy everybody!
- SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.
- Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
- But the world does not revolve around you
- Don't be a jerk
- It's Christmas
- There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
- it means ten items or less
- Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
- 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
- Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
- Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
- Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
- Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
- Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- It's Christmas!
- [instrumental]
- When others are talking, never interrupt
- Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up
- It's the time for family and holly and turkey
- 'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)
- Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes
- Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
- Firepower, firefight
- Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight
- Into formation, the hunt has begun
- Death and damnation, the fleet is coming
- He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
- To lead the war machine
- To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
- The terror of the seas
- The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
- At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
- They are bound by iron and blood
- The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas
- His guns have gone silent at last
- Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
- Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
- He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
- To lead the war machine
- To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
- The terror of the seas
- The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
- To lead the war machine
- To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine)
- The terror of the seas
- The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
- To lead the war machine
- To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
- The terror of the seas
- The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
- [fade]
Trivia[]
- This song is the antidote to Plankton's Jerktonium.
- This is the second signature song of a Christmas special. The first is "The Very First Christmas" from the episode "Christmas Who?"
- The lyrics of this song are featured in the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! book.
LEGO Version[]
- LEGO Version is done by Garret Barati. This was the follow up to the winner of the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
