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It's a SpongeBob Christmas!
This character also makes an appearance in It's a SpongeBob Christmas! For that version of this page, see Sandy Cheeks. |
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Some people will say that you dream is impossible. Some people will say that you're not good at gaming. Some people will say that you're not clever at being smart. Some people will say you've got bad breath. Well to those people I says lay down and have some tap water and lay down and achieve your dream and lay down and have some cigarettes you see life is not about getting coins or doing drugs or how many fingers you can fit in or getting a job or playing games. Life's about being a gamer and achieving a dream and life is like a tightrope and if you fall off you're just a bag of shit and life is your chance to do a dream for free and here is a quote from nirvana's kirt cuban "if you're not there for me at my best then you not deserved for me to be there for my lowest". Sometimes we all need to look at the stars in the sky and throw our wii remotes on the ground and shout "I CAN DO IT FOR FREE" so stop drinking apple juice and stop flushing the toilets and stop going to work and school and stop having showers and baths and stop counting the volcanoes and start counting the girl gamers because you can only live this day once do something epic like throw a hedgehog down the stairs. Today is the day to start living your life today. Is your dream to be a boxer? Go and punch someone. Is your dream to be a zookeeper? Go steal some pets. Is your dream to be a real gamer then watch my vids. Sometimes we let emotions control us and sometimes we sneeze, sometimes we have diarrhoea, sometimes we break our spine but today you will change you will reach your goals you will be the man on the TV you will be the winner of the lottery you will be the stain on the carpet you will be the man who sells worms you will be a millionaire and you will have a chest infection you can achieve this goal! This dream and this fantasy you've just got to have faith and never give up, never stop trying and never question yourself and n-n-n-n-never wash your hair and never use protection. Ladies squeeze your boob, men squeeze your balls we can do this together we can be the greatest gamers in the world all it takes is your heart and mind and soul. |
| Sandy Cheeks (Christmas Who?) | |
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| Gender | Female |
| Eye Colour | Black |
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| Weight | Unknown |
| Address | Unknown |
| Portrayer | Carolyn Lawrence |
Sandy Cheeks (portrayed by Carolyn Lawrence) plays a very major role in the special "Christmas Who?" as she introduces the concept of Christmas to Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob thinks her oak tree is on fire, when she has in fact decorated it like a Christmas tree in order to to celebrate the holiday. This initiates Sandy telling SpongeBob about the wonders of Christmas.
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