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Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Gender Male
Address City Of Angels
Portrayer Santa Claus
  • Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
  • My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
  • Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words “large” or “size” with “rear end.” Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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