| Tim Allen | |
|---|---|
| Tim Allen | |
| Gender | Male |
| Address | City Of Angels |
| Portrayer | Santa Claus |
- Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
- My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
- Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words “large” or “size” with “rear end.” Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
